Is this the part where I cry big tears?

Because I can fake-cry like the best of them, and it seems that response, in this particular case, would be apropros.

James Frey doesn't so much have a publisher any more.

Hope Post-Valentine's Day

I dare not breathe in the hopes this is true!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes break up - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

A Gilded Cage for Katie Holmes

Nothing says love like keeping your significant other under house arrest.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11204770/

The TomKat romance in honor of Valentine's Day (in case some of you forgot)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11315067/

It's all about style

Ken has decided he wants Barbie back. Did he send her roses? Did he make her a mix tape? Did he pen a love letter? Did he hone his listening skills?

No.

He got a makeover.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=1599352&page=1&ad=true

Dear Amy Sherman-Palladino

You say: "I know there are two camps. Personally, for me, I've loved the psychological implications of this year more than any other year because we've really gotten to do some real mother-daughter stories."

I say: Yes, and those of us in Camp Character Consistency want our freakin' show back, and not just in some crazy ten-minute speed game of Wrap Up the Loose Ends.

Lauren Graham, can I get an amen?

Apparently, I can.

When the review gives you chills?

I'm thinking good television.

For Bay area locals, 9:00p-11:00p tonight on KQED.

See, I am capable of giving up junk TV for the right reasons. Of course, Criminal Minds will be on six million times in repeats and Project Runway twelve million times, but the credit! the credit is mine! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! (How many 'ha's are in a really convincing maniacal laugh?)