Among the many reasons to love Johnny Depp

He's got John Waters doing his PR:

"Nothing against Tom [Cruise], but Johnny may be a bigger star now," says director John Waters, who cast Depp in 1990's "Cry-Baby." "Nobody is sick of Johnny Depp."

"First of all, Johnny is a pirate in real life," says John Waters. "It's the closest part he's ever played to his real self, but the fact that he played it kind of nelly was a big risk." Pause. "If only real gay pirates were that much fun."

This being the blog-world, someone out there is totally sick of Johnny Depp (and posting vociferiously about it), but I am not. So, ha! I say. Ha!