If not for yourself, Howie -- for MeiMei

I know what you're thinking -- you're thinking the life of a celebrity's Imaginary Girlfriend is all Kristal and bling. You think it's glamorous pretend-going to the Oscars, pretend-vacationing in the south of France, pretend-shopping for the perfect purse dog. But have you thought -- have you?!? -- about the pretend-standing by him while he for-real ricochets from mug shot to mug shot? the pretend-interventions that he ignores? the pretend-arguments when you see him on Entertainment Tonight with one arm around Lindsey Lohan, the other around Colin Ferrell?

And that's the hell that MeiMei's living through, right now, with one of her Musical Boyfriends, Howie Day. Who just got probation for mixing drinks with prescription drugs and mixing it up with a flight crew.

Howie! Clean yourself up! Can't you see what you're putting her through?