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Julia Child was a spy.

Can we jumpstart a new Bond-like franchise, please? In which she Matahari's (or I suppose we can now say, Julia Child's) her way through the mustache-twirling French collaborators, blinding them to her real purpose with her divine sauces? I see: Fight scene, feast scene, love scene, and Julia smuggling an Albert Einstein-like genius across the Swiss border, hiding him in a very large soufflee of some sort.

I would show up for that movie.