Dear Anonymous Caller

If you have $9,000 in monthly net income, $200,000 in savings, and $300,000 in a retirement fund...

And you're calling in to the "Can I Afford It?" segment of the "Suze Orman Show" to see if you can "afford" to buy a $5,000 handmade wooden puzzle ...

YOU ARE JUST CALLING IN TO BRAG. GET OFF THE PHONE.