Never enough Jake

This interview is conducted pretty much the way I would do it, except there would be longer pauses while I stared deeply into his eyes, refusing even to blink since it would be a momentary loss of vision.

Interviewer: I've seen your butt at least twice this year.

Seren's Rob-the-Cradle-Boyfriend (that's Mr. Gyllenhaal to the rest of y'all): I respect that people are interested in that. I'm flattered by it. But I hope there are more important things in the stories that they're moved by.

"More important"? Doubtful.

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