Why that LA hospital is the new Hellmouth

Brooke Shields understands the vital role her daughter will play in the battle between good and evil

Here at M&C, Inc., we have lots of code words. Our newest is: good day = Grier. Bad day = Suri. The image of the two babies, born at opposite ends of the hospital, somehow meeting in the middle of the corridor...incubators clashing...the fate of the world in their chubby pink hands...
is a hard image to shake, no?

My bet's on Grier since her mom isn't a dwarf, hasn't damaged Oprah's couch, lets her husband speak and looks good in Calvin's.