As they say in Serendian. . .

I don't know what's funnier: 1) the serious journalistic tone of this piece, or that 2) seriously, journalistically, we learn that Enya's new album is recorded in Loxian, a language made up by her lyricist.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=1331872

You know, now, don't you, that the next time you go to a Renaissance Faire, you'll be expected to converse in Loxian? And I was making such progress on my Elvish. Useless, now, I guess.