The Columbian Cartel Diet

Remember when Kate Moss was all, "I eat all the time," and "It's all the exercise."

Oh, wait, that was Lindsey Lohan.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9398569/

http://people.monstersandcritics.com/article_1036272.php/
Kate_Moss_and_Lindsay_Lohan_lose_weight_together

Do we want to know what the "cleansing" regimen was?