See, watching TV can be a good thing

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/16/tv.record.ap/index.html

Suresh Joachim has broken the world record of TV watching, in addition to his other 16 Guinness records, including the longest duration balancing on one foot (76 hours, 40 minutes) and bowling for 100 hours. He's been watching TV in the lobby of WABC-TV in New York. Joachim says he does these things to raise awareness of suffering children. Watching TV to help others? I can get on board with that.

(Seren, in case you're wondering, yes, I am dumb enough to walk by ABC every day and not notice a guy sitting there watching TV. I thought he was the security guard. Ha.)