More Dawson's Drama

Okay, so this is not nearly as unsettling as Tom and (. . . must make fingers type . . .) Katie, but for some reason, I find it quite disturbing that the first time I hear about Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams dating is via a pregnancy rumor.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/36252004.htm

Oh, and also, I'd just like to set the record straight: I did not come across this story b/c I was trolling the web in a stalker-like fashion for mentions of my rob-the-cradle boyfriend, Mr. Gyllenhaal. (However, spelling his name right without double-checking is proof of the trueness of my love.)