Kiss Me, Kate ... Or, Not

Alas, poor Chris Klein. As EOnline and many other entertainment websites report, while Katie is allegedly prancing all over Rome, Chris is allegedly in some trouble with alcohol and cars.

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,16457,00.html

I guess art, no matter how melodramatic, does imiate life, eh? Maybe Chris should look up Dawson Leery and see how he's faring without his "soulmate."

Or maybe Chris just needs some homemade American Pie to ease the pain...or sober up.

(You saw that coming, didn't you? The joke's so bad, it's good. C'mon, admit it.)