Wednesday, November 15, 2006

What?!? And also, what?!?

Could someone please explain this to me? Fox is broadcasting an interview with O.J. Simpson, with the sterling title, "If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened".

When I saw the commercial for the show in the midst of (a more-than-usually preposterous) House last night, I thought for a brief second that I was watching some MadTV parody. Like, seriously, O.J. Simpson would go on national television and tell us hypothetically only how he theoretically, allegedly, supposedly committed two horrifically violent murders?

Could someone please explain to me how hypothetically, theoretically this does anyone anywhere any good? And how does this rhetorical exercise not amount to admitting perjury?

P.S., Dear, LA District Attorney's office, please TIVO this. I won't be watching, but it'd be nice if you did.

3 Comments:

Blogger Tea said...

It gets worse--HE'S WRITTEN A BOOK ON THE TOPIC!!!

There are no words to explain how very wrong that is.

Wake me up when it's over. 'Cause this had better be a bad dream.

Thu Nov 16, 03:07:00 AM EST  
Blogger MeiMeiLn said...

Idiot. OJ is an idiot.

Thu Nov 16, 10:23:00 AM EST  
Blogger DaviMack said...

Not only that, but in the states of Texas (Bushies live there) & Florida (OJ's home, along with the other Bushies), your "estate" is inviolate ... so OJ gets to sock away something like 25 grand every month by "supporting his estate" (read: mansion) and nobody can take it no matter what. It's even free from bankruptcy & things like that.

It's what Ken Lay was going to use to keep the Enron profits.

So ... while he may be insane, he's crazy like a fox, or he's at least playing in the same league as Dubya & Co.

Fri Dec 01, 12:24:00 AM EST  

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