Obligatory post about Imaginary Boyfriend
Look, you make certain bargains when you become the Imaginary Girlfriend of a ginormous Hollywood star. You make certain . . . compromises.
Which include posting about a rather boring interview that doesn't mention his ass once.
Jake, honey, that is not part of the deal. I've put up with the cover story girlfriends (Kirsten, puh-lease). I watched Bubble Boy all the way through. (Okay, on cable. There may have been some edits for content.) I put up with those late-night phone calls from Heath. (Waaay after principal filming ended. Don't think I didn't notice.)
I only ask that body parts of one kind or another feature prominently in all media discussions.
Too much to ask? Don't make me seek comfort in the imaginary arms of Mark Ruffalo. Because I will. Oh, I will.
posted by Seren @ Wednesday, March 01, 2006
6 Comments:
ZZZ...what was that? Jake were you saying something?
Do you get to actually see his ass in Brokeback Mountain? (Heath's would be quite acceptable as well, come to think of it...)
Jake gave a good interview on Leno a couple of months ago. Don't know if you caught it.
You feel my pain, MeiMei. It's not like it's even a good photo with the article either. Do they think we're cheap? Do they think we don't demand stunning photos and criminally suggestive quotes?
Hey, A., there is a sponge bath scene with Heath, but not Jake, and it was, as you say, acceptable.
Sadly, I missed the interview. Sigh. But really only because Jake doesn't like watching himself on TV, and he's always around, so ...
I was going to make a bad joke about telling Jake to turn around, but I think that's Seren's job.
Not so much a "job" as a calling.
Ah, you are making me laugh!
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