Celebrity Matchmaker
The latest reality show? No, just a quick, funny slideshow from ABC News, in which Jennifer Aniston's soulmate options are evaluated. Extra points for even contemplating "Billybobiston," ABC.
(I'm on the phone right now with Jake's publicist about the misprint: He's single? Oh, I don't think so.)
posted by Seren @ Monday, March 13, 2006
5 Comments:
I don't know...she with the full-bodied hair seems too...shiny for most of those guys.
You see, this is the kind of question I have to deal with all the time. Jake is with me. Jake is with MEEEEEEE.
All it would take is one good press release to clear this up. And I can blame his publicist and I can blame his manager and I can blame his mother until I'm blue in the face, but ultimately, I blame the Academy. He was totally going to thank me in his Oscar acceptance speech, but y'all know how well that turned out. Dang you, Academy! Dang you!
When that restraining order comes down, y'all are going to back me up, right?
I thought the agreement was to keep the relationship secret? I know i totally saw you at the Oscars with the Chanel dress. You didn't fool me.
Oh, so you were just fishing to see if I know, Katie? You manipulative little -- was that you in the black wig and the Versace gown on the red carpet? The one who "accidentally" stomped my open-toed Swarovski-crystal-encrusted sandal with her patent-leather stilleto? I should have known it was you when I saw you leering surreptiously at Trey Parker!
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