Archeological update on celebrities of yesteryear

Apparently, the latest archeological evidence suggests that it was all about location, location, location -- only one camp of the infamous Donner Party went all Argentinan-soccer-team on each other. The other camp ate the family dog, instead.

Okay, I feel better about the whole thing now.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-donner13jan13,0,1109457.story?track=tothtml,0,7397636.story?track=tothtml