Jack White takes his stunt marriage seriously

If the rumor mill is to be believed (and does it really have to be believed to be simply enjoyed? no, it does not), Renee left Kenny because he either wouldn't or couldn't have children.

And now her ex, whose whirlwind marriage followed quick on the heels of Renee's, is expecting a kid.

Somebody's hugging their Oscar, crying, and eating chocolate pudding right now.

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