Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Charlize ties the -- NOT!

Paparazzi swarm a secret Malibu wedding, which, oops, turns out not to belong to Stuart "No, Really, I Don't Mind That I Wasn't In Lord of The Rings" Townsend and Charlize Theron, but instead belongs to Theron's mom and unspecified new spouse.

Mazel tov, Charlize's mom and unspecified new spouse!

Charlize, who had gained recently in her M&C Approval Ratings through her charming, behatted performance as Rita on Arrested Development, must sadly surrender a number of points for being one of those idiots who acts as if marriage is a bigger commitment than having kids with someone. What? I mean, what? Being legally bound is more than being ethically, morally, etc. bound via shared parenthood? Shut up.

Also, points subtracted for the Aeon Flux "remake." Is Noah Taylor in it? Enough said.


Blogger MeiMeiLn said...

My theory is that if someone is in a long-term relationship, says she's with her soulmate and adores him to pieces yet protests the idea of marriage to the point when one has to scratch one's head, then something gotta's be up. Or down.

Wed Oct 12, 12:39:00 PM EDT  

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