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Dorothy's ruby red slippers stolen from a Minnesota museum.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,167648,00.html
posted by Seren @ Tuesday, August 30, 2005
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Tuesday, August 30, 2005
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,167648,00.html
3 Comments:
My questions is: why can't the slippers click their heels three times and say "There's no place like home"? Wouldn't that guarentee a return to the museum.
The crucial question is: Where do the shoes consider home? Because it could be that they clicked and ended up in a prop cabinet on some back lot. Or in Liza Minelli's shoe closet. Or -- no, that's morbid.
Eeeeek. Sequined shoes, trying to slither backwards in time, and all they can find is Liza... now that's just tragic.
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