Who's your SpyBaby?

This is kind of MeiMei's beat (I don't actually watch Alias), but I think she's off all dazzling the soap opera world right now, so I'll just have to pretend I'm her for a minute and be -- uh, outraged? curious? amused?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4720743.stm