Friday, May 20, 2005

Oh, it's on Oprah?

Then it must be real.

All that's left are the inevitable announcements that she's converted to Scientology (did I miss it already?) and they've decided to adopt and they've broken up and she's . . . won an . . . Oscar. Hey, wait, a minute, maybe Katie Holmes isn't as gullible as I thought.


Blogger MeiMeiLn said...

You know what they say about those who protest too much...

Fri May 20, 09:15:00 PM EDT  
Blogger MeiMeiLn said...

I'm totally watching this on Monday.

Sat May 21, 10:40:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Seren said...

I expect no less than a full report, then. Answer such questions as: Can you see the riveted seams of the TomBot when it turns its head? Does it really say "Property of L.R.H" on one of its feet? Has Katie now been replaced by a HolmesBot? Or does she have that "Does anyone hear an electrical whirring?" look on her face when she sits beside the TomBot? I need to know.

Sun May 22, 02:18:00 AM EDT  

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