Dr. Seaver, I presume?
Here's what honorary Mean and Catty, Inc. employee T.W. had to say about the former Dr. Seaver's new nuptials:
Don't you think there should be a law against 58-year-old men marrying 30-year-olds? Ugh!
Well said, my friend. Well said.
(Scroll down to bottom for details.)
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2005/05/11/ddish.DTL
4 Comments:
I rebut with -- Paul Newman. That man can rob my cradle any day.
I take it back. I just remembered Tony Randall. Let's get this legislation passed, shall we?
Also, T.W. does know that we don't provide health benefits, right? Our pension plan is a jar of nickels, and our Christmas parties consist of stale cold duck in styrofoam cups. Life is harsh in the MC.
I think it's only fair to balance the number of dirty old men and young nubile chicks against witty, intelligent, sexy-as-hell older women and young up-and-comers (like Jakey-poo, Topher Grace, and Josh Jackson, etc.) That could be M&C's creed...
Also...It ain't a party without cold duck in styroform cups!
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