Miss Congeniality goes to . . .

Elijah Wood, who finds not only rumors that he is gay, but doctored photos of himself and his fellow Hobbits in compromising positions, to be hilarious.

I'm not all-growed-up-Elijah's biggest fan (did he or did he not peak with Radio Flyer?), but someone who doesn't settle allegations with punative lawsuits? Awesome.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9272751/